Greenland NOT FOR SALE - Beanie
Greenland NOT FOR SALE - Beanie
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This beanie featuring the Greenland – Not for sale statement is more than just headwear – it’s a message that says: “Yes, it’s cold up here. No, we’re not discussing ownership.”
Perfect for keeping your head warm while blocking unsolicited opinions, bad takes, and imaginary real-estate deals.
🧵 Embroidered statement – stitched in, not up for negotiation
🧊 Double-layer knit – Arctic-approved comfort (city tested)
🧠 One size fits most heads (yes, even the overconfident, orange ones)
❄️ Classic cuff – because some designs don’t need rebranding
Whether you’re out in the cold, scrolling the news, or just minding your own business, this beanie does the talking for you.
Put it on and instantly gain +10 cold resistance and +20 territorial clarity.
Greenland remains unavailable.
Care Instructions - Beanie - Flexfit 1501KC
| General |
To maintain its shape and color, avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. |
| Wash |
Hand wash gently in cold water with mild detergent. |
| Dry |
Lay it flat to dry; avoid using a dryer. |
| Care instructions |
Keep it in a cool, dry place away from sunlight. |
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