Unleash your inner surrealist with this ultimate Repertoire-inspired gem! Our "Not Everyone is as Dried Apricots as They Think They Are" T-shirt is the perfect way to declare your love for James Acaster's delightful absurdity while confusing strangers and delighting comedy nerds.
Made from 100% existential triblend cotton, this trendy T-shirt is as soft as a freshly baked tray of flapjacks but with none of the crumbly aftermath. The text is emblazoned in a bold, quirky font that screams "You're welcome for the fruit-based philosophy." Whether you're debating the metaphysical qualities of snacks or just want to spark peculiar conversations, this shirt is your ticket to peak Acaster energy.
Wear it proudly, knowing you might not be a dried apricot, but you're at least a top-tier fruit in someone's basket.
